drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

A-Z of Countries → Great Britain (Wales)

Capital: Cardiff.
Location: Europe.
Population: 3,063,456.

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

wickedclothes:

Glow In The Dark Lantern Necklace

This miniature lantern is capped with beads featuring leaf-shaped carvings. The bottom of the lantern, which glows bright blue, is accented with a beaded flower pendant. Hung on an 18” chain. Sold on Etsy.

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it