Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
my burger princess where are u these days
i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them
SWAP MEME - MADOKA
looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
(Source: byakuyatwogami)
was it really necessary for me to be born
Possibly not, however Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t really necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!
that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day
(Source: momther)
(Source: eddicinspiration)
mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now
